A Little Bit About Me

Hey friends, I am Marwin a fun loving up-and-coming wizard. I get along with people....sometimes, and I tend not to bite.

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

FOLLOW ME

guys I have recently (5 seconds ago) made a Twitter account follow me and I will follow you if I feel like it.
www.twitter.com/marwinthewizard 

A preposterous quote to banter about:

Hey friendlings,
I don't want to sound like a keen bean but after finishing my hearty bowl of easy-digestive low cholesterol bran flakes this morning, I decided to surf the world wide web. As I was curiously scrolling through mystical quotes by Gnarf himself, I came across this one: 'a young mystical warrior wizard can only take the wands of those who have accomplished less than they have.' This is PREPOSTEROUS?! I interpret this as a message through the wizardry code of conduct. As I know Gnarf does tend to write cryptically and express his inner-thoughts philosophically I think he is saying that such a passionate wizard like me will move to the next stage of wizardry. I don't know this for sure, but I am picking up discrete signs as I venture through the beautiful and crazy journey of the wizardry world.
Fondly,
Marwin

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

My Troubles

hi friends in the ecola ring of trust,

this is very important and fluctuating news. last fortnight i decided to make a recreation of Gandulfs wand. after all it was the 500th aniversary of Gandulfs reunion and the rise of criminal justice of the groushna rebellions. i broke off one of the tallest brnches of the forest: Willow (gninka) in harumbouf (our language consisting of several irregular sounds from our epiglotis). Anywho i carved it with a crystal i found right beside where i found the branch. My mom was nagging me about wearing my Geox shoes (as they get quite stanky). i carved a teddy bear and the Great logo of gandulf enterprises until i saw that it was already carved the word GANDULF THE GREATEST. I HAD JUST ANNHILATED HIS WAND.

Monday, 11 April 2011

GUESS WHOS BAAAACK?!

Hey friendlings,
i have made a mischievous return to the crazy world of technology. So as a form of wizardry courtesy I should inform you on the splendiferous activities I have been up to. A few months ago I was told by my mother that I shall be attending some form of therapy class which i never got but thats just me, and so i attended and this fat woman at the back was all up in my business like 'Whats your problem child?' and i got intimidated and said 'WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?!' but whatever she was like ignoring me and stuff. Then she said what I do in my spare time, I was like play with my gandulf collection and recite the wizardry alphabet but then she was like 'oh really' and i got overwhelmed and did my one minute wizardry code of conduct recital and she got confused and i chuckled it would have been considered preposterous.

Sorry friends, i haven't been on in a while, but i had to attend that stupid therapy but they eventually gave up and my parents took me out and now i am BACK and BACK with a vengeance. I MARWIN SANDSTALKER WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MY EXTRAORDINARY POWERS! - that'll give you something to banter about.
Fondly,
Marwin S.