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Wednesday, 13 April 2011
A preposterous quote to banter about:
Hey friendlings,
I don't want to sound like a keen bean but after finishing my hearty bowl of easy-digestive low cholesterol bran flakes this morning, I decided to surf the world wide web. As I was curiously scrolling through mystical quotes by Gnarf himself, I came across this one: 'a young mystical warrior wizard can only take the wands of those who have accomplished less than they have.' This is PREPOSTEROUS?! I interpret this as a message through the wizardry code of conduct. As I know Gnarf does tend to write cryptically and express his inner-thoughts philosophically I think he is saying that such a passionate wizard like me will move to the next stage of wizardry. I don't know this for sure, but I am picking up discrete signs as I venture through the beautiful and crazy journey of the wizardry world.
Fondly,
Marwin
I don't want to sound like a keen bean but after finishing my hearty bowl of easy-digestive low cholesterol bran flakes this morning, I decided to surf the world wide web. As I was curiously scrolling through mystical quotes by Gnarf himself, I came across this one: 'a young mystical warrior wizard can only take the wands of those who have accomplished less than they have.' This is PREPOSTEROUS?! I interpret this as a message through the wizardry code of conduct. As I know Gnarf does tend to write cryptically and express his inner-thoughts philosophically I think he is saying that such a passionate wizard like me will move to the next stage of wizardry. I don't know this for sure, but I am picking up discrete signs as I venture through the beautiful and crazy journey of the wizardry world.
Fondly,
Marwin
Tuesday, 12 April 2011
My Troubles
hi friends in the ecola ring of trust,
this is very important and fluctuating news. last fortnight i decided to make a recreation of Gandulfs wand. after all it was the 500th aniversary of Gandulfs reunion and the rise of criminal justice of the groushna rebellions. i broke off one of the tallest brnches of the forest: Willow (gninka) in harumbouf (our language consisting of several irregular sounds from our epiglotis). Anywho i carved it with a crystal i found right beside where i found the branch. My mom was nagging me about wearing my Geox shoes (as they get quite stanky). i carved a teddy bear and the Great logo of gandulf enterprises until i saw that it was already carved the word GANDULF THE GREATEST. I HAD JUST ANNHILATED HIS WAND.
this is very important and fluctuating news. last fortnight i decided to make a recreation of Gandulfs wand. after all it was the 500th aniversary of Gandulfs reunion and the rise of criminal justice of the groushna rebellions. i broke off one of the tallest brnches of the forest: Willow (gninka) in harumbouf (our language consisting of several irregular sounds from our epiglotis). Anywho i carved it with a crystal i found right beside where i found the branch. My mom was nagging me about wearing my Geox shoes (as they get quite stanky). i carved a teddy bear and the Great logo of gandulf enterprises until i saw that it was already carved the word GANDULF THE GREATEST. I HAD JUST ANNHILATED HIS WAND.
Monday, 11 April 2011
GUESS WHOS BAAAACK?!
Hey friendlings,
i have made a mischievous return to the crazy world of technology. So as a form of wizardry courtesy I should inform you on the splendiferous activities I have been up to. A few months ago I was told by my mother that I shall be attending some form of therapy class which i never got but thats just me, and so i attended and this fat woman at the back was all up in my business like 'Whats your problem child?' and i got intimidated and said 'WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?!' but whatever she was like ignoring me and stuff. Then she said what I do in my spare time, I was like play with my gandulf collection and recite the wizardry alphabet but then she was like 'oh really' and i got overwhelmed and did my one minute wizardry code of conduct recital and she got confused and i chuckled it would have been considered preposterous.
Sorry friends, i haven't been on in a while, but i had to attend that stupid therapy but they eventually gave up and my parents took me out and now i am BACK and BACK with a vengeance. I MARWIN SANDSTALKER WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MY EXTRAORDINARY POWERS! - that'll give you something to banter about.
Fondly,
Marwin S.
i have made a mischievous return to the crazy world of technology. So as a form of wizardry courtesy I should inform you on the splendiferous activities I have been up to. A few months ago I was told by my mother that I shall be attending some form of therapy class which i never got but thats just me, and so i attended and this fat woman at the back was all up in my business like 'Whats your problem child?' and i got intimidated and said 'WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?!' but whatever she was like ignoring me and stuff. Then she said what I do in my spare time, I was like play with my gandulf collection and recite the wizardry alphabet but then she was like 'oh really' and i got overwhelmed and did my one minute wizardry code of conduct recital and she got confused and i chuckled it would have been considered preposterous.
Sorry friends, i haven't been on in a while, but i had to attend that stupid therapy but they eventually gave up and my parents took me out and now i am BACK and BACK with a vengeance. I MARWIN SANDSTALKER WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MY EXTRAORDINARY POWERS! - that'll give you something to banter about.
Fondly,
Marwin S.
Monday, 3 January 2011
Troubles At An Evening Slumber........
Dear Diary,
My Mom is an over-protected, self absorbed piece of walnut (and we all know how much I hate walnuts...) (only joking mommy :) incase you're checking up on my online diary, its just I think it is unfair that she puts me in bed at 5:30 pm yep I said it 5:30 PM?!!!??? WHO DOES THAT THESE DAYS?! (well besides families who are like nocturnal...but thats a different story. Anyway I will tell you about my pretty insane afternoon....
So there I was at 4:15 playing with my Gnarf action figures (including Gandulf!) and I just sighed and thought about how these mystical items could obtain such....such....pride and dignity. As I was quietly playing my MOM comes in (again...she checks on me every 15 minutes) and was like 'MARWIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP MAKING SUCH A RACKET!!!'' (i know unreasonable much?!) and so I told her ''MOM I WAS PLAYING SILENTLY AND I WASN'T MAKING THAT MUCH NOISE ANYWAY'' (this was the moment that I realised I completely contradicted myself) ''GET TO BED'' my Mom bellowed and I was like ''NO MAKE ME'' until she snatched my Gnarf action figure collection away... That was breaking point. So I started screaming and crying and I chased after my Gnarf collection which led me into my bedroom and my Mom made me study... (i have no clue why?! Well i do, she still has a glimpse of hope that I could become a lawyer or make something out of my self, but we both know the wizardry world is my only destination.
So now I am pondering on the situation as I try to rest for an evening slumber.... at 5:30 in the afternoon :o
Fondly,
Marwin
My Mom is an over-protected, self absorbed piece of walnut (and we all know how much I hate walnuts...) (only joking mommy :) incase you're checking up on my online diary, its just I think it is unfair that she puts me in bed at 5:30 pm yep I said it 5:30 PM?!!!??? WHO DOES THAT THESE DAYS?! (well besides families who are like nocturnal...but thats a different story. Anyway I will tell you about my pretty insane afternoon....
So there I was at 4:15 playing with my Gnarf action figures (including Gandulf!) and I just sighed and thought about how these mystical items could obtain such....such....pride and dignity. As I was quietly playing my MOM comes in (again...she checks on me every 15 minutes) and was like 'MARWIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP MAKING SUCH A RACKET!!!'' (i know unreasonable much?!) and so I told her ''MOM I WAS PLAYING SILENTLY AND I WASN'T MAKING THAT MUCH NOISE ANYWAY'' (this was the moment that I realised I completely contradicted myself) ''GET TO BED'' my Mom bellowed and I was like ''NO MAKE ME'' until she snatched my Gnarf action figure collection away... That was breaking point. So I started screaming and crying and I chased after my Gnarf collection which led me into my bedroom and my Mom made me study... (i have no clue why?! Well i do, she still has a glimpse of hope that I could become a lawyer or make something out of my self, but we both know the wizardry world is my only destination.
So now I am pondering on the situation as I try to rest for an evening slumber.... at 5:30 in the afternoon :o
Fondly,
Marwin
Marwin gets rejected
Dear diary,
Today is my second day at school and I am freakin out! ok well basically I went up to one of my companions at school, and I wanted to make some new friends. It was so nerve racking as I approach the human. I came up to him with a backgammon board, thinking he would except. It was luck that I was holding on to my gandulf the grey action figure that I had in my pocket to keep me calm. Unfortunate for myself, he didn't want to play backgammon with me... I know it was preposterous! my mum always told me that whenever someone doesn't want to play with you it usually means they're bullies... so anyway I am not going to let on little boy ruin my day.
Today is my second day at school and I am freakin out! ok well basically I went up to one of my companions at school, and I wanted to make some new friends. It was so nerve racking as I approach the human. I came up to him with a backgammon board, thinking he would except. It was luck that I was holding on to my gandulf the grey action figure that I had in my pocket to keep me calm. Unfortunate for myself, he didn't want to play backgammon with me... I know it was preposterous! my mum always told me that whenever someone doesn't want to play with you it usually means they're bullies... so anyway I am not going to let on little boy ruin my day.
Marwin's first day of school
Dear Diary,
It was my first day in middle school, I made sure that today was going to be the most perfect day yet. I woke up this morning, feeling fresh as usual when I poured myself a good hearty bowl of bran flakes...(the doctor says that I'm not allowed to eat sugary cereals after the incident...) anyway I got into school feeling awesome, and thinking of ways to spread my wizard knowledge amongst my fellow pupils. this was going to be so preposterous.
It was my first day in middle school, I made sure that today was going to be the most perfect day yet. I woke up this morning, feeling fresh as usual when I poured myself a good hearty bowl of bran flakes...(the doctor says that I'm not allowed to eat sugary cereals after the incident...) anyway I got into school feeling awesome, and thinking of ways to spread my wizard knowledge amongst my fellow pupils. this was going to be so preposterous.
Saturday, 1 January 2011
A little bit more about me
Dear Diary
Its Marwin. My name is Marwin Sandstalker, I have been sent here by my mom as she tells me to stop venting my feelings on my Brother.... This exercise is suppose to make me seem more at peace. I am a wizard, and I think it is just preposterous for those haterz who don't believe in magic because not believing is just stupid, and we all know that...
Its Marwin. My name is Marwin Sandstalker, I have been sent here by my mom as she tells me to stop venting my feelings on my Brother.... This exercise is suppose to make me seem more at peace. I am a wizard, and I think it is just preposterous for those haterz who don't believe in magic because not believing is just stupid, and we all know that...
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