Dear Diary,
My Mom is an over-protected, self absorbed piece of walnut (and we all know how much I hate walnuts...) (only joking mommy :) incase you're checking up on my online diary, its just I think it is unfair that she puts me in bed at 5:30 pm yep I said it 5:30 PM?!!!??? WHO DOES THAT THESE DAYS?! (well besides families who are like nocturnal...but thats a different story. Anyway I will tell you about my pretty insane afternoon....
So there I was at 4:15 playing with my Gnarf action figures (including Gandulf!) and I just sighed and thought about how these mystical items could obtain such....such....pride and dignity. As I was quietly playing my MOM comes in (again...she checks on me every 15 minutes) and was like 'MARWIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP MAKING SUCH A RACKET!!!'' (i know unreasonable much?!) and so I told her ''MOM I WAS PLAYING SILENTLY AND I WASN'T MAKING THAT MUCH NOISE ANYWAY'' (this was the moment that I realised I completely contradicted myself) ''GET TO BED'' my Mom bellowed and I was like ''NO MAKE ME'' until she snatched my Gnarf action figure collection away... That was breaking point. So I started screaming and crying and I chased after my Gnarf collection which led me into my bedroom and my Mom made me study... (i have no clue why?! Well i do, she still has a glimpse of hope that I could become a lawyer or make something out of my self, but we both know the wizardry world is my only destination.
So now I am pondering on the situation as I try to rest for an evening slumber.... at 5:30 in the afternoon :o
Fondly,
Marwin
email Marwin at marwinthemisunderstoodwizard@gmail.com for any queries you would like to ask him. Much appreciated, fondly Marwin
A Little Bit About Me
Hey friends, I am Marwin a fun loving up-and-coming wizard. I get along with people....sometimes, and I tend not to bite.
Monday, 3 January 2011
Marwin gets rejected
Dear diary,
Today is my second day at school and I am freakin out! ok well basically I went up to one of my companions at school, and I wanted to make some new friends. It was so nerve racking as I approach the human. I came up to him with a backgammon board, thinking he would except. It was luck that I was holding on to my gandulf the grey action figure that I had in my pocket to keep me calm. Unfortunate for myself, he didn't want to play backgammon with me... I know it was preposterous! my mum always told me that whenever someone doesn't want to play with you it usually means they're bullies... so anyway I am not going to let on little boy ruin my day.
Today is my second day at school and I am freakin out! ok well basically I went up to one of my companions at school, and I wanted to make some new friends. It was so nerve racking as I approach the human. I came up to him with a backgammon board, thinking he would except. It was luck that I was holding on to my gandulf the grey action figure that I had in my pocket to keep me calm. Unfortunate for myself, he didn't want to play backgammon with me... I know it was preposterous! my mum always told me that whenever someone doesn't want to play with you it usually means they're bullies... so anyway I am not going to let on little boy ruin my day.
Marwin's first day of school
Dear Diary,
It was my first day in middle school, I made sure that today was going to be the most perfect day yet. I woke up this morning, feeling fresh as usual when I poured myself a good hearty bowl of bran flakes...(the doctor says that I'm not allowed to eat sugary cereals after the incident...) anyway I got into school feeling awesome, and thinking of ways to spread my wizard knowledge amongst my fellow pupils. this was going to be so preposterous.
It was my first day in middle school, I made sure that today was going to be the most perfect day yet. I woke up this morning, feeling fresh as usual when I poured myself a good hearty bowl of bran flakes...(the doctor says that I'm not allowed to eat sugary cereals after the incident...) anyway I got into school feeling awesome, and thinking of ways to spread my wizard knowledge amongst my fellow pupils. this was going to be so preposterous.
Saturday, 1 January 2011
A little bit more about me
Dear Diary
Its Marwin. My name is Marwin Sandstalker, I have been sent here by my mom as she tells me to stop venting my feelings on my Brother.... This exercise is suppose to make me seem more at peace. I am a wizard, and I think it is just preposterous for those haterz who don't believe in magic because not believing is just stupid, and we all know that...
Its Marwin. My name is Marwin Sandstalker, I have been sent here by my mom as she tells me to stop venting my feelings on my Brother.... This exercise is suppose to make me seem more at peace. I am a wizard, and I think it is just preposterous for those haterz who don't believe in magic because not believing is just stupid, and we all know that...
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