A Little Bit About Me

Hey friends, I am Marwin a fun loving up-and-coming wizard. I get along with people....sometimes, and I tend not to bite.

Monday, 3 January 2011

Troubles At An Evening Slumber........

Dear Diary,
My Mom is an over-protected, self absorbed piece of walnut (and we all know how much I hate walnuts...) (only joking mommy :) incase you're checking up on my online diary, its just I think it is unfair that she puts me in bed at 5:30 pm yep I said it 5:30 PM?!!!??? WHO DOES THAT THESE DAYS?! (well besides families who are like nocturnal...but thats a different story. Anyway I will tell you about  my pretty insane afternoon....
So there I was at 4:15 playing with my Gnarf action figures (including Gandulf!) and I just sighed and thought about how these mystical items could obtain such....such....pride and dignity. As I was quietly playing my MOM comes in (again...she checks on me every 15 minutes) and was like 'MARWIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP MAKING SUCH A RACKET!!!'' (i know unreasonable much?!) and so I told her ''MOM I WAS PLAYING SILENTLY AND I WASN'T MAKING THAT MUCH NOISE ANYWAY'' (this was the moment that I realised I completely contradicted myself) ''GET TO BED'' my Mom bellowed and I was like ''NO MAKE ME'' until she snatched my Gnarf action figure collection away... That was breaking point. So I started screaming and crying and I chased after my Gnarf collection which led me into my bedroom and my Mom made me study... (i have no clue why?! Well i do, she still has a glimpse of hope that I could become a lawyer or make something out of my self, but we both know the wizardry world is my only destination.
So now I am pondering on the situation as I try to rest for an evening slumber.... at 5:30 in the afternoon :o
Fondly,
Marwin

Marwin gets rejected

Dear diary,
Today is my second day at school and I am freakin out! ok well basically I went up to one of my companions at school, and I wanted to make some new friends. It was so nerve racking as I approach the human. I came up to him with a backgammon board, thinking he would except. It was luck that I was holding on to my gandulf the grey action figure that I had in my pocket to keep me calm. Unfortunate for myself, he didn't want to play backgammon with me... I know it was preposterous! my mum always told me that whenever someone doesn't want to play with you it usually means they're bullies... so anyway I am not going to let on little boy ruin my day.

Marwin's first day of school

Dear Diary,
It was my first day in middle school, I made sure that today was going to be the most perfect day yet. I woke up this morning, feeling fresh as usual when I poured myself a good hearty bowl of bran flakes...(the doctor says that I'm not allowed to eat sugary cereals after the incident...) anyway I got into school feeling awesome, and thinking of ways to spread my wizard knowledge amongst my fellow pupils. this was going to be so preposterous.

Saturday, 1 January 2011

A little bit more about me

Dear Diary
Its Marwin. My name is Marwin Sandstalker, I have been sent here by my mom as she tells me to stop venting my feelings on my Brother.... This exercise is suppose to make me seem more at peace. I am a wizard, and I think it is just preposterous for those haterz who don't believe in magic because not believing is just stupid, and we all know that...